*Qian Bian QuesTions*

Qn: Why is fish cunning ?
Ans: cos yu pian mi fen (fish lie to bee hoon)

Qn: What animal falls down the most?
Ans: Fox, cos they jiao hua (cunning)

Qn: What animal is most skillful?
Ans: mouse (lao shu) cos shu shu you lian guo (uncle got training)

Qn: Xiao ming drinks milk to grow up, Da ming drinks what?
Ans: Da ming drink wine, cos Jiu Yang Da Ming

Qn: Which chinese host does not have centre parting?
Ans: wu zong xian (no centre line)

Qn: Why Zhou Jie Lun Cross the Street Kana fine by police?
Ans: Cos Jay Walking

Qn:Which emperor (huang di) is blind??
Ans: Kang xi (Can't see)

Qn: How does a fish laugh?
Ans: HE HE HE

Qn: How does a prawn laugh?
Ans: HEI HEI HEI

Qn: Which animal should you look for if you're unable to open a bottle cap?
Ans: peacock, cos kong que kai ping

Qn: Why baby don't need to brush teeth?
Ans: cos bei bi wu chi

Qn: Which button on your keyboard cannot sing?
Ans: F4

Qns: Xiao Hong, Xiao Bai, Xiao Hei, Xiao Lan, Xiao Huang, who cannot tahan roller-coasters?
Ans: Xiao Bai, cos always Xiao Bai Tu

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